This is just a little warning to any tourists wanting to visit the UK anytime soon….Always wear your thongs the correct way round! If you fail to this you may get a $300 fine just like David Bachelor. Yep you heard right DAVID Bachelor. This crazy cat decided he would go outside wearing nothing but a skimpy thong the wrong way round. Why would anyone do this you may ask? Well David did it because he “didn’t know. I was just feeding the birds.” The heavily intoxicated Scotsman insisted there was nothing more in it but neighbors immediately called the police due to the large number of school children passing his house at the time and Bachelor’s genitals being partial exposed. Bachelor claimed he had not seen anyone around, but then confessed he looked at everyone as they went past and the "schoolgirls were bonnie (Scottish term for very nice)." Police rushed to the Perth address and took Bachelor into custody.
Bachelor’s lawyer blamed the incident on the high levels of alcohol the accused had consumed. Perth was fined $300 and given a stern warning. So as previously mentioned don’t go wearing your thongs the wrong way round in the UK or you could be in trouble!
1 comment:
i don't even want to know how you ended up finding an article like this one. There's something wrong with you englishman
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